Jack the Hoff

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by your father. As a child, you took pride in woodworking, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. It's time to bleed!