Jem Murphy

You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and raised lovingly by a cabal of faceless corporate drones. As a child, you took pride in quantum physics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your unhealthy obsession with being the best of the best of the best (sir!) came in. It was essential in overcoming the worst. Breakup. Ever. Your time for greatness is here. You are the one!