Rockfist the Bogus

You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the side of a busy highway and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in upholding your family's age-old tradition of action herodom. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!