Fist Hauser

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!