Granger the Thing

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a rat-sized man. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Let's get dangerous!