Heavy Gordon

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a nuclear submarine and raised lovingly by a recently-fired police detective. As a child, you took pride in booby trapping your house, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in protecting your nation and family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your time for greatness is here. It's time to bleed!