Jinx the Dudette

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by your grandmother. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where cybernetic augmentation came in. It was essential in understanding that life truly is beautiful. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.