Rockfist of Fortune

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the midst of a great machine war and raised lovingly by your great aunt Birgit. As a child, you took pride in gardening, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your phone manners when your loved ones are threatened came in. It was essential in overcoming your midlife crisis. Your time for greatness is here. Be the hero the world needs!