Thieving Axel

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a cottage in the middle of nowhere and raised lovingly by the richest man in the country. As a child, you took pride in tinkering with wetware, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your mastery of gun kata came in. It was essential in finding joy and meaning in a crapsack world. Your time for greatness is here. Witness yourself!